I’ve yet to buy a Nintendo Switch because of finances, moving, baby, etc. It’s also hard to justify a new gaming system when I’m not using the ones I have. I had the idea of writing about my retro games (how old exactly is considered retro gaming?). So first up is Pokemon Yellow.
I had a friend (who recently got into Pokemon) decide the team I’d work towards. Despite never having successfully done a nuzzlocke before, I took one principle from that method: only one Pokémon from each route (doesn’t have to be the first encounter). At least until my prescribed team was complete. Also tried to avoid running from any wild Pokemon and to hit every trainer battle along the way. And for fun I decided to use some of my geeky Pokemon nicknames (as if Pokemon isn’t geeky enough already).
Starter Pokémon: Pikachu (duh)
Pallet Town - Pewter City
- Pallet Town: Since you don’t get to pick your starter in Yellow, one of the first decisions to make is “Should I influence how my rival’s Eevee evolves?” Nah! I don’t want to lose any battles. I’ll win what I can and whatever happens will happen!
- Viridian City: After delivering Oak’s Parcel, I had to go slightly west of the city to catch a Mankey (I needed that or Nidoran to fight Brock) and to battle my rival again.
- Viridian Forest: I had to keep Pikachu alive (because Bulbasaur) while grinding Mankey/Caterpie to stand up to Brock.
- Pewter City Gym: The Jr Trainer wasn’t enough to level up Mankey/Metapod, so I had to grind against wild Pokemon outside Viridian Forest.
- Current Team:
Pewter City - Cerulean City
- Mt. Moon: First encounter with Team Rocket in this game. I think I remember theories about them wanting the fossils for research about Mew. Regardless, I picked Helix Fossil and moved on past Jessie and James.
- Bill’s Sea Cottage: I tried to grab Bulbasaur before the rival battle, but apparently my Pikachu wasn't happy enough. Still grabbed Charmander at the end of Nugget Bridge though.
- Cerulean City Gym: I guess I had let Pikachu faint one too many times, because I couldn’t acquire Bulbasaur before the gym. Fainting against Misty won’t help. That meant that Bellsprout was this battle’s MVP.
- Current Team:
Cerulean City - Vermillion City:
- SS Anne: It took me a few times leaving the boat to heal up before I made my way through (I felt the need to challenge all trainers). My rival wasn't much of a challenge (my Wigglytuff was a bit of a tank) so HM01 was relatively easy to obtain once I got to the rival battle.
- Vermillion City: I wanted to pick up Squirtle when I first arrived, but forgot that I needed the Thunder Badge first. So instead I grabbed the Old Rod and moved on with my life.
- Vermillion City Gym: It took me two tries to defeat Lt. Surge. Normally I get a Diglett or Dugtrio to take down the gym, but I was able to defeat Raichu almost exclusively with Wigglytuff and Body Slam. Like I said, it's a tank.
- Current Team:
Vermillion City - Celadon City
- Diglett’s Cave: First thing I did after leaving the gym was to get Squirtle. Since he starts at level 10, he had some catching up to do with my team. What better place for a water Pokemon to train than Diglett's Cave? Had to go that direction for HM05 anyway. And for good measure, I took Mt. Moon back to Cerulean City for training.
- Rock Tunnel: A lot of potions used here to make my way through without having to dig my way back out to the Pokemon Center.
- Celadon City: I made my way straight through Lavender Town and under Saffron City. I made a bee line for Eevee and the coin case. Also I needed HM02 to give myself a flying move going into the Celadon Gym.
- Celadon City Gym: I went to the gym so quickly that I forgot to evolve my Eevee. It didn’t matter though. Pidgeotto was able to dive bomb almost all of Erika and her lackeys’ Pokemon with Fly before Charmeleon took over.
- Current Team:
Celadon City - Saffron City
- Rocket Hideout: Got kind of burned out at trying to outwit and outlast every trainer. Good for EXP but not conducive for this project.
- Pokemon Tower: After dealing with the Game Corner, this is where I finally gave up challenging every trainer. Though at the same time the task here was trying to level everyone up to get the desired moves and evolutions.
- Saffron City: The place isn't locked down anymore, so I retrieved the TM from Mr. Psychic (to give me some variety to my arsenal).
- Silph Co: As a kid, I knew exactly where to go here. Apparently that didn't survive in my long-term memory, so I ended up exploring basically every floor. But in the end I made it to Giovanni and got my Master Ball... I mean I saved Silph Co.
- Saffron City Gym: This is about the point that I got tired of fighting every trainer (it was slowing down my game) but I went back to the tedious battles after a couple losses at the hand of Sabrina. Even went to the Fighting Dojo for EXP--Was going to skip it since my team wouldn't include the Hitmons. The grinding was going well and after Body Slam paralyzed Alakazam, I was pretty confident… until I accidentally threw my Master Ball (I meant to click on a Revive). Restart the DS and time to grind again. Fortunately it didn’t take as much effort when I got to her again.
- Current Team:
- Cycling Road: It took a number of Pokémon Center trips to beat all the biker trainers. Fortunately, Wigglytuff’s Psychic attack made the poison-type enemies easier.
- Fuschia City: Not much to do upon arrival, but restock items (selling all Super Potions and Great Balls in favor of Hyper Potions and Ultra Balls—Though I’m not sure why I cared about the Ultra Balls since I have my final team already).
- Safari Zone: Since I’m not concerned with catching more Pokemon, I sped through the Safari Zone, retrieving HM03 and Gold Teeth (to exchange for HM04). Only thing left is the gym.
- Fuschia City Gym: Despite being a poison gym, there was a curious amount of Drowzee, Hypno, and Kadabra. You’d expect more Weezing, Muk, or Arbok. Either way, Wigglytuff’s Body Slam took care of most psychic-types and Vulpix’s Ember took care of all of Koga’s Venonat. I needed the rest to finish off Venomoth because of his Double Team.
- Current Team:
- Cinnabar Island: Since my team was already complete, I didn't bother resurrecting my fossil. I got tired of Jolteon's limited moveset (it wouldn't learn Thunder until Level 54) so I took a field trip to the Power Planet to get the TM for it. Now Jolteon could be more useful in the Mansion.
- Pokemon Mansion: As a kid, I had the trick with the statue switches down into long-term memory. Decades later, I had to Google a walkthrough to get it right.
- Cinnabar Island Gym: I intentionally got the quiz questions wrong to battle all the trainers for the EXP. Because of that, five of the six on my team were fully evolved. With Surf and Earthquake, Blastoise easily took down Blaine's Pokemon.
- Current Team:
- Viridian City: I stocked up on items before leaving Cinnabar Island. After that, nothing to do but head to the gym (sounds like everyday in real life for me).
- Viridian City Gym: I had to heal up after beating all the trainers, before I would face Giovanni. I thought I had it made with Blastoise's strength. But my tank was taken down early by Dugtrio's Fissure attack. Weepinbell picked up the slack with Solar Beam. After learning Razor Leaf and beating Giovanni, it was time to finally use the Leaf Stone that's been burning a hole in my bag. Next up is the Pokemon League.
- Current Team:
- Victory Road: We're in the endgame now (completely forgot about the rival battle on the way to Victory Road, by the way). I went into the tunnel puzzle worried about my weaker Pokemon managing the trainers and wild Pokemon on the way to the Elite Four (but that's why I came stocked up on Escape Rope). Turns out I didn't need the Escape Rope. I needed some Potions, Revives, and an online walkthrough. I made it! Now for the final task.
- Elite Four: I got through the Elite Four without too much trouble... until Lance took me down. But with the help of some Hyper Potions and Revives (and the fact that Blastoise and Wigglytuff are tanks), I made it through the Four and the final rival battle. And that's it! Yes, I could hunt down the legendary Pokemon, but the story ends here basically. Next Pokemon game on my list: Silver.
- Final Team:
- "Pokémon Head-Canon: Typing" by Spencer
- LDS Geeks Podcast #64: Pokemon Kanto Region
Show Notes: click here
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