So in the past couple weeks I’ve felt that all I’ve done on
Mormon Geeks is rant. First it was me ripping into
TV shows I can’t stand, and
then I had a hissy fit over the
Kingdom Hearts franchise. I thought I’d talk
about something I actually like for a change-well sort of.
Truth be told there isn’t a lot of Anime I like. I think
most of the art and character designs are cool, but I just don’t understand the
Japanese obsession with watching lovesick teenagers act like idiots, or why
every plotline requires an entire Reader’s Digest devoted to it just to explain
the convoluted thing. Though there are some Anime that I have seen that I have
honestly enjoyed and wouldn’t mind seeing again, and here they are.
Fullmetal Alchemist

I love everything about this show. It follows two brothers,
Ed and Al, in their quest to atone for a horrible mistake they made, tampering
with the forces of nature to try and resurrect their deceased mother. The
process lost Al his body, forcing his brother to use a special kind of magic called
alchemy to bind his soul in a suit of armor. Ed came out losing an arm and a
leg, which had to be replaced with a type of Steampunk prosthetics. They have
adventures and use their special alchemy abilities to help others as they
search for a way to restore themselves. The interaction between the brothers is
so true it reminds me of my little brother every time I watch it. They banter,
bicker, argue and annoy each other. I especially like it when Al gets caught
hiding kittens in his chest cavity. It’s just such a little kid thing to do,
and to see this giant suit of armor do it is hysterical. Definitely a must for
anyone who’s ever had a little brother.
Cowboy Bebop
If Anime tried to make its own version of Firefly, I think
Cowboy Bebop would be its attempt. The show is about Spike, a bounty hunter and
his ragtag crew as they search the solar system for bounties they can get rich
off of. They go undercover, perform covert ops, and when it all comes down to
it perform awesome chase scenes to get their quarry. Bebop doesn’t really have
a big overarching storyline, or even a message, which is surprising for Anime,
it’s just this big space adventure. A warning though: The character Faye
Valentine (explain to me the reason so many women in Anime are named Valentine?
Jill Valentine, Mai Valentine… It’s ridiculous) is one of those disproportioned
Jessica Rabbit-type characters, and while the show is clean she still dresses
like she buys her clothes from Baby Gap.
Rurouni Kenshin
Rounding off the list is probably my favorite of the three:
Rurouni Kenshin. Taking place after the Japan Civil War at the turn of the
century, it follows a legendary assassin known as the Battosai, or Man-Slayer.
After a lifetime of killing though, the legendary warrior has decided to swear
off killing forever, even going so far as to have a sword with the blade on the
wrong side so that he can still perform his legendary techniques without
killing anyone if he had to. The series focuses on him helping a failing dojo,
while fighting off guys still ticked for what he did during the war. The action
is amazing, Kenshin is hysterical and the emotion that goes on with this series
will take your breath away.
So there’s some Anime that I actually love. Go ahead and let
me know of some others that you think I might like, but just to save some time:
Evangelion: Pretentious and confusing. Hated every minute of
it.
Yu-Gi-OH!: Incredibly obnoxious. Comic books were way
better.
Dragonball Z: Hate the animation and the story I thought was
stupid.
Yu Yu Hakusho: Okay but the story was kind of confusing.
Naruto: Main character makes me want to grind glass into my
eyes.
One Piece: Please, I’m over the age of 10.
Digimon: First two seasons rocked, after that the show was
just nonsense.
-JOE